[Spridgets] Way OT, Online RXs, Turning into a coot and need more pills

[derf]

Anyone get their meds online?  I feel like a victim of the Healthcare
Industrial Complex.  I have several Dr friends that can write me a
scrip but how do I go about getting the stuff sent to me?
I know there are many coots on the list.  Everyone knows coots take
mucho meds.  So, please enlighten me on ordering meds over the net
legally and legitimately.
This really stems from the fact that our nice neighborhood Eckerd
store was overthrown by a lame CVS chain.  If I needed to squirt oil
or glue or whatever in somewhere tiny I could go into Eckerd and get
syringes and needles for a quarter.  Now they refuse to sell them to
me.  Do I look like a Heroin addict?  NO, of course not, Heroin
addicts get free needles.  I want to buy one to support my glue
squirting habit.