[Shop-talk] Bird in shop

[Jim Franklin]

My garage is a converted carport, and a previous tenant (sparrow) refuses to
respect the new tenant (me). It keeps coming in and crapping on my motorcycles
(it finds the mirrors particularly attractive). Other than spraying it with
something flaming or sticky and then stomping it to death, how do I get it to
not come in the garage anymore? Chasing it every day isn't getting the message
through, no matter how much of a panic it gets itself into. I'm assuming
relocating won't work. I really don't want to have to kill it, and a cat would
mostly knock lots of stuff off the shelves in its attempt to.

thanks,