[Nobbc] ESCAs 45th Annual April Fool's Rallye

[G. Mugele]

Trying again since the critical information got deleted on my last
attempt.

> Hi all,
>
> The venerable Empire Sports Car Association of Santa Rosa is holding
> its
> 45th annual April Fool's Rallye.  It's a fun event and will very
> likely take you on
> roads you never knew existed.  The Rallye Master tends to plan the
> route through
> the most scenic parts of the area and gives you some puzzles to solve
> along the
> way.  It would be great to see a number of the Brit machines out
> there.  I
> happen to know that the dash plaque features an image of a certain XK
> from within the
> NOBBC ranks.  Very pretty.  So pick a favorite navigator and fire up
> your baby for
> a great time and a great drive.
>
   EMPIRE		SPORTS		CAR		ASSOCIATION
					        PRESENTS  THE
	           		45TH                                        ANNUAL
    APRIL
					RALLYE
   FOOLS

                   		 	AN A-B RALLYE OPEN TO ALL TYPES OF CARS

DATE:		SUNDAY,  APRIL 5, 2009

NEW START: THE CHARLES M. SCHULZ MUSEUM PARKING LOT  - TAKE THE STEELE
LANE
		EXIT OFF U.S. 101, ONE MILE NORTH OF DOWNTOWN SANTA ROSA.  GO WEST ON
		STEELE.  CONTINUE ONTO GUERNEVILLE.  TURN RIGHT AT RANGE.  TURN LEFT
		ON W. STEELE.  TURN RIGHT AT HARDIES.  THEN LEFT INTO THE SECOND
		DRIVEWAY, WHICH IS THE CHARLES M. SCHULZ PARKING LOT.

TIME:		REGISTRATION 10:30AM to 12:30PM,
		FIRST CAR OUT AT 11:45AM, LAST CAR OUT AT 1:00 PM

FEE:		ENTRY $15.00 PER CAR  -  $.50 POKER HAND  (OPTIONAL)

CLASSES:	MASTER EXPERT,  EXPERT,  SENIOR,  NOVICE,  BEGINNER,  FIRST
TIMER

AWARDS:	MASTER EXPERT CLASS, AWARD FIRST AND SECOND PLACE
   		EXPERT CLASS, AWARD FIRST AND SECOND PLACE
		SENIOR CLASS, AWARD FIRST THRU THIRD PLACE
		NOVICE CLASS, AWARD FIRST THRU THIRD PLACE
		BEGINNER CLASS, AWARD FIRST THRU FOURTH PLACE
		FIRST TIMER CLASS, AWARD FIRST THRU THIRD PLACE
		POKER AWARD  $10.00 CASH
		A PARTICIPATION PLAQUE TO FIRST 40 CARS
		THE OVERALL WINNERS WILL HAVE THEIR NAMES ENGRAVED
		ON A LARGE PERPETUAL TROPHY
		THERE IS A 60 CAR LIMIT
		THE PROFITS FROM THIS RALLYE WILL GO TO CHARITY

FINISH:	ROUND TABLE PIZZA IN SANTA ROSA

		RALLYMASTER,  BOB THE BEARD - FOR MORE INFORMATION
		CALL (707) 546-6867    OR   E-MAIL        thebeard at sonic.net

		THE APRIL FOOLS RALLYE WEBSITE IS:   http://www.sonic.net/~thebeard/
		You can run a practice A/B Map Rallye there.

		THERE WILL BE A SHORT RALLYE SCHOOL AT 11: 00 AM FOR ALL
		THOSE NEW TO RALLYING

			A RALLYE IS NOT A SPEED EVENT. A RALLYE IS A TEST OF A
			TEAMS ABILITY TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS ALONG THE
			ROUTE, WHILE LOOKING FOR SIGNS AND SITUATIONS THAT
			FIT THE DEFINITIONS OF THE RALLYE.





G. Mugele
mewgull at mugele.net

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