[Land-speed] Snotty medical receptionist

[Wester Potter]

> Wish I were this quick on funny replies.

    Wes

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> Yesterday I  had an appointment to see the urologist for a Prostrate exam.
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under
the knife or had those pellets implanted..
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> The waiting room was filled with patients.  As I approached the
receptionist's desk, I noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly
woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
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> I gave her my name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said,"YES, I HAVE
YOUR NAME HERE;YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"
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> All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at
me, a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an
equally loud voice replied,
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> 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION,   BUT I DON'T WANT
THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS."
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> The room erupted in applause!
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> DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!!!