[Land-speed] Humor

[Doug .............]

           SicK Rick   just Sick

   you some kinds sex maniac -er somepin'?    LOL     ;-)




c heers,  'Dirt Track Doug '


   105.4
+ miles south of the world famous 'Syracuse Mile

   241.4
miles north of the Williams Grove Speedway pit gate

   2243.3
or so miles due east of the marvelous Bonneville Salt Flats



                 but never more
than a few feet from a cold one



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> From: Rick at RBMotorsports.com
> To: land-speed at autox.team.net
> Date: Thu, 1 Oct 2009 10:48:53 -0400
> Subject: [Land-speed] Humor
>
> I cant stand not sending this to you all....
> In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
> Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen.
> Aleve is also called Naproxen... Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and
Advil
> is also called Ibuprofen.
>
>
>
> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that
it
> has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were
> Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
>
>
>
>
>
>    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid
> form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for
use
> as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one.
> Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to
> the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff
> drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO..
>
>
>
> Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent on breast  implants and Viagra today than on
Alzheimer's research.
This means  that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky boobs and
 huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
 		 	   		  
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