[Land-speed] Fair Warning

[Wester Potter]

That's what you get for driving a car with a back seat!

Wes

On Dec 23, 2007, at 6:22 PM, Doug Anderson wrote:

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> A "heads up" for those of you who may be Home Depot customers.
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> Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
> shopping.
> Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
> Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your
> friends.
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> Here's how the scam works:
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> Two seriously good-looking girls come over to your car
> as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
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> They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex,
> with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
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> It is impossible not to look.
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> When you thank them and offer them a tip,
> they say "No" and instead, ask you for a ride to another store.
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> You agree and they get in the back seat.
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> On the way, they start undressing.
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> Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
> - and starts crawling all over you, having her way
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> while the other one steals your wallet.
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> I had my wallet stolen
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> November 4th, 9th, 10th,
> twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th.
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> Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
> 4 times last week and three times just yesterday
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> and very likely this coming weekend.
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> So tell your friends to be careful.
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> cheers, "Dirt Track Doug"  in exile in So. New York,
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>   -22 miles from Square Deal Raceway,
>   -21 miles east of Action Park Speedway,
>   -63 miles northeast of Champion Speedway
>   -105 miles south of "the Syracuse Mile" ...
>   -265 miles north of Williams Grove Speedway
>   -2325 miles due east of the Bonneville Salt Flats
>      and never more than a few feet from a cold one
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>   -'point man' in the never-ending search for Hot Blues,
>                        Cold Beer, Fast Cars, an' Warm Willin' Wimin'
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>   Speedway bikes, Harley D's and minibikes rode with equal joy,
>    Dog Training, Murdersickel parts, Emergency Zeppelin repairs,
>     Airship Surveillance, Politics exposed for what it is, Sprint
> Cars,
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>            -and "Slide Jobs" appreciated for the FINE ART that they
> are
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> Don't get caught with egg on your face. Play Chicktionary! Check it
> out!