[Healeys] Light bulbs

[Richard Collins]

Excellent!!!

Regards,
Richard C


> On Sep 14, 2019, at 07:39, Chris Dimmock <austin.healey at gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
> 
> 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
> 
> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
> 
> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
> 
> 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
> 
> 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
> 
> Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
> 
> 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
> 
> 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
> 
> 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
> 
> 249 to post meme's and gif's (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
> 
> 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
> 
> 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
> 
> 12 to post F.
> 
> 8 to ask what F means.
> 
> 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
> 
> 3 to say "can't share"
> 
> 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
> 
> 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
> 
> 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
> 
> 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
> 
> 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
> 
> 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
> 
> 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
> 
> 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
> 
> 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
> 
> 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
> 
> The circle of life...
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