[Healeys] Light bulbs

[Kees Oudesluijs]

And one to say he is pissed off.

Kees Oudesluijs



Op 14-9-2019 om 14:39 schreef Chris Dimmock:
> Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
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> 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
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> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
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> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
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> 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
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> 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
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> Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
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> 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
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> 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
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> 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
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> 249 to post meme's and gif's (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
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> 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
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> 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
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> 12 to post F.
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> 8 to ask what F means.
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> 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
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> 3 to say "can't share"
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> 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
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> 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
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> 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
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> 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
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> 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
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> 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
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> 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
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> 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
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> 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
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> 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
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> The circle of life...
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