[Healeys] Fwd: Missing Wife - Wednesday funnies

[Randall C Hicks]

>>>> Husband:  I've lost my wife.  She went shopping yesterday and still
hasn't come home.
>>>>
>>>> Sergeant: What is her height ?
>>>>
>>>> Husband: Oh, 5 something . . .
>>>>
>>>> Sergeant: Build?
>>>>
>>>> Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
>>>>
>>>> Sergeant: Color of eyes?
>>>>
>>>> Husband: Never noticed.
>>>>
>>>> Sergeant: Color of hair?
>>>>
>>>> Husband: Changes according to season.
>>>>
>>>> Sergeant: What was she wearing?
>>>>
>>>> Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.
>>>>
>>>> Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
>>>>
>>>> Husband: Yes.
>>>>
>>>> Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
>>>>
>>>> Husband: A 1962 Austin Healey BN7 with factory hardtop, Healey Blue
metallic paint, with the triple carbs, 4 speed center shift transmission &
3.54 rear end, 123 electronic ignition, Udo Putzke tube shock conversion and
has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
>>>>
>>>> At this point the husband started crying.
>>>>
>>>> Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car