[Healeys] Wednesday funny #2

[PG]

 Don't ever marry a Barbie

 

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. 

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of
those Barbie's in the display window?' The salesperson answers, 'Which one
do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for
$19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie
for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95'. 

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?' 

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with
Ken's balls.