[Healeys] Friday Funny

[Chris Dimmock]

Yes. It's Friday in Oz.

Technically, I think at least one quote is from Winston Churchill.
But it's a joke. Ok??

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.
Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hodiaki  a bright  
foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: 'Patrick  
Henry, 1775', he said.

'Very good!'

Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,  
shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Little Hodiaki, 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more  
difficult...'

Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can  
do for your country?'

Once again, Hodiaki's was the only hand in the air and he said:
'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of  
yourselves, Little Hodiaki isn't from this country and he knows more  
about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper:  'F . . k the Japs,'

'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded.

Little Hodiaki put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glared around and asks,  'All right! Now who said that!?'

Again, Little Hodiaki said, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime  
Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yelled, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Little Hodiaki jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouted to  
the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little shit. If you  
say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Little Hodiaki frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Michael  
Jackson to the child witness testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted.

As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said,  
'Oh shit, We're screwed!'

Little Hodiaki said quietly, 'The Australian Rugby Team, October,  
2011..'

It's just a joke. Like the current Wallabies....
;-)
Chris

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