[Healeys] Parts Fairies

Bob Spidell bspidell at comcast.net
Thu Jul 7 11:48:18 MDT 2011


re: "... I have found that an accompanying voluntary offering of something 
shiny placed prominently in the marital chambers in the night reduces the 
length of the sacrificial ritual. ..." 


New bumpers? 



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Bob Spidell - San Jose, CA 

----- Original Message -----


In a message dated 7/7/11 7:24:19 AM, healeys-request at autox.team.net 
writes: 


> I have a parts fairy too, but he always wears brown and only comes 
> several 
> days after I summon him using arcane codes contained on a magic plastic 
> card..... 
> 

I have a similar fairy, but she's female and maybe that's the difference. 
To present me with brown cardboard boxes containing valuable things, 
sherequires a sacrificial offering in the form of a reduction in my net worth, 
sometimes accompanied by several days of limited marital privileges as part of 
the ritual. I have found that an accompanying voluntary offering of something 
shiny placed prominently in the marital chambers in the night reduces the 
length of the sacrificial ritual. 

G. 


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