Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 Al Malin Tricarb "Are you are green enough if your carbon footprint is smaller than Al Gore's?"