[Healeys] Fwd: Perhaps this is what Haywood was witnessing.

[Quentin Schweninger]

> > Three Ladies in a Sauna
> >
> > THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING  
> NAKED IN A
> > SAUNA.
> >
> > SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER  
> FOREARM AND
> > THE
> > BEEP STOPPED.
> >
> > THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE  
> SAID. I
> > HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
> >
> > A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED  
> HER PALM TO
> > HER EAR..
> >
> > WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I  
> HAVE A
> > MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
> >
> > THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE  
> DECIDED SHE HAD
> > TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA  
> AND WENT TO
> > THE BATHROOM..
> >
> > SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
> >
> > THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
> >
> > THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID..........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT  
> THAT......I'M
> > GETTING A
> > FAX!!
> >
> > When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it.  
> Gotta
> > love the old gals!!!!