[Healeys] Friday Funny

[I Erbs]

LOL

On Fri, Dec 10, 2010 at 9:06 AM, PG <britishcars at shaw.ca> wrote:

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> A magician worked on a cruise ship.
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> The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks
> over
> and over again.
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> There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week
> and
> began to understand how the Magician did every trick.
>
> Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look,
> Its
> not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers under  the table!" Or
> "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
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> The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the
> Captain's' parrot.
>
> Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning
> almost all who were on board.
> The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the
> middle
> of the sea, as fate would have it ... With the parrot.
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> They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
>
> This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on the
> 4th
> day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said...
>
> "OK, I give up. Where's the fuckin' ship?"
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