[Healeys] Early Edition of The Friday Funnies

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A firefighter  was working on the engine outside the station, when he
noticed a little girl  nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung
off
the sides, and a  garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighters  helmet. The wagon was being pulled by
her dog and her cat.
The firefighter  walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice
fire truck,' the  firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl replied..
The  firefighter looked a little closer.
The fireman noticed the girl had tied the  wagon to her dog's collar and to
the cat's testicles...
'Little partner,' the  firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to
run your rig, but if you were  to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
think you could go
faster.'

The little  girl repli ed thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a  siren.



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