[Healeys] Fw: A CEO's Memo To His Employees

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Fri Mar 6 19:52:00 MST 2009


>  -------Original Message-------
>  From: Allen & Susie <allensue1 at cox.net>
>  Subject: A CEO's Memo To His Employees
>  Sent: Mar 05 '09 23:10
>  
>  LETTER FROM THE BOSS.....
>  
>  As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
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>  BARRACK OBAMA IS OUR PRESIDENT, AND THAT OUR TAXES, AND  GOVERNMENT FEES
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>  WILL INCREASE IN A BIG WAY. TO COMPENSATE FOR THESE  INCREASES, OUR PRICES
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>  WILL HAVE TO BE INCREASED BY ABOUT  10%.
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>  SINCE WE CANNOT INCREASE OUR PRICES RIGHT NOW DUE TO THE  DISMAL STATE OF
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>  THE ECONOMY, WE WILL HAVE TO LAY OFF SIX OF OUR EMPLOYEES  INSTEAD.
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>  THIS HAS REALLY BEEN BOTHERING ME, SINCE I BELIEVE WE ARE  FAMILY HERE AND
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>  I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
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>  So, this is what I did.  I WALKED THROUGH OUR PARKING LOT AND FOUND SIX
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>  OBAMA BUMPER STICKERS ON OUR EMPLOYEES\' CARS AND HAVE  DECIDED THESE
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>  FOLKS WILL BE THE ONES TO LET GO. I CAN\'T THINK OF A MORE  FAIR WAY TO
>  APPROACH
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>  THIS PROBLEM. THEY VOTED FOR CHANGE; so I chose to give it to them.
>  
>  I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic
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