[Healeys] Friday Funnies

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Marion,

Too late. As a fellow Floridian I take offense to alligator jokes. In the 
future be more careful.

Mel Brunet
HBJ8L/39749
Land O Lakes, Fl


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Sent: Friday, July 31, 2009 10:09 AM
Subject: Re: [Healeys] Friday Funnies


>: (I certainly hope that this does not offend anyone.)
>
> Skinny
> Dipping
>
>
> An  elderly  man in Louisiana  had owned a large farm for several years.
>
> He  had  a large pond in the back.
>
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> It  was  properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
> tables,  horseshoe courts, and some apple, and  peach trees..
>
> One evening the old farmer  decided to go down to  the pond, as he hadn't
> been there for a while,  and look it  over.
>
> He  grabbed  a five-gallon bucket  to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the  pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing  with glee.
>
> As  he  came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women  skinny-dipping
> in his pond.
>
>
> He made  the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
> end.
>
> One of  the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
>
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down
> here to watch  you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond
> naked.'
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to
> feed the  alligator.'
>
> Some old men can still  think fast.
>
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