[Healeys] Friday Funnies Revived (Delete if not interested)

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IRISH  VIAGRA
 
An  Irish woman  of advanced age visited  her physician to ask his advice 
on reviving her  husband's libido.
 
'What  about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
 
'Not  a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an  aspirin.'
 
'Not  a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra.'  It's 
when you  drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee.  He won't even taste it.  
Give  it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things  went..'
 
It  wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired 
as to her  progress.
 
The  poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah!  T'was  
horrid!  Just terrible, doctor!'
 
'Really?  What happened?' asked the doctor.
 
'Well,  I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect 
was almost  immediate.  He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and 
with his  pants a-bulging fiercely!  With one swoop of his arm, he sent me 
cups and  tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and 
there  passionately on the tabletop!  It was a nightmare, I tell you, an 
absolute  nightmare!'
 
'Why  so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband 
provided  wasn't good?'
 
'Freakin'  jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But  sure as 
I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks  again!'


 
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