[Healeys] Early Friday funnies Fw: duty

[Alex]

>   It is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife
> naked and he must commit suicide if he does.
>
>  So next Sunday at 4:00 PM, all Australian women are asked to walk out of
> their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood 
> terrorists.
>
>   Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti -
> terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in deck chairs in
> front of their house to prove they are not terrorists and to demonstrate
> that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to
> show support for all Australian women.
>
>  And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
> your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.
> The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to weed out terrorists
> and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
>
>  IT IS YOUR DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
>
>
>
> We should wait till spring?


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