[Healeys] Early Friday Funnies

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Thu Jan 15 18:43:31 MST 2009


(Just could not wait until Friday for releasing this as  we have club members 
in The Villages.)
 
Four old retired guys are walking down a street in  The Villages, Florida .
They turned a corner and see  a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all drinks 
10 cents.'
They look at each  other, and then go in, thinking  this Is too good to be 
true.
The old  bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in 
and let me 
pour one for you!   What'll it be,  Gentlemen?'   There seemed to be a 
fully-stocked bar, 
so each of the men ask for a martini. In short order,  the bartender serves 
up four iced 
martinis... Shaken, not stirred,and says, 'That'll be 10  cents each, 
please'.  The four men 
stare at the bartender for a  moment.   Then look at each other..They can't 
be believe it  ....
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another  round.   
Again, four excellent 
martinis are produced with the bartender again saying,  'That's 40 cents, 
please.'  They pay
the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can  stand.   They have 
each had two  martinis
and so far they've spent less than a  dollar.   Finally one of the men says, 
'How can you
afford to  serve martinis as good as these for a dime a piece?'   'I'm a  
retired tailor from Boston ,'
the bartender said, 'and I always wanted to own a  bar.   Last year I hit the 
Lottery for  $25
million and decided to open this  place.   Every drink costs a dime - wine, 
liquor, beer, it's all 
the same.'    Wow!!!!  That's quite  a story,' says one of the men.   The 
four of them sipped  at
their martinis and couldn't help but notice seven other  people at the end of 
the bar who didn't
have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered  anything the whole time 
they were there.
 
One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar  without drinks and asks 
the bartender,
'What's with  them?'   The bartender says, 'Oh, they're all old retired  
farts from Michigan  waiting 
for happy hour when drinks are half  price.'
 


 
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