[Healeys] Chritmas Friday Funny

[Len and/or Marge Hartnett]

Funny and evokes distrubing images.  Now unlock your doors, open the 
curtains, and reconnect your phone.  Then check 
http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/thermometer.asp

Did you keep the receipt so you can return the thermometer??  ;-)

Happy New Year and keep those Friday Funnys coming!

(The Other) Len
Vacaville, CA, USA
1967 AH 3000 MkIII, HBJ8L39031


----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Curt/Nancy Arndt" <cnaarndt at gmail.com>
To: "Healey List" <healeys at autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, December 25, 2009 4:17 AM
Subject: [Healeys] Chritmas Friday Funny


> Hi Listers,
>
> As I leave for work on a chilly (it's 31 degrees F) SoCal Christmas 
> morning,
> and wishing I did not have to be working today, I'll leave you all with
> this...
> Cheers,
>
> Curt
> *
> When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'*
>
> [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]
>
> Try this out:
>
> Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
> rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
>
> Be very sure you get this brand.
>
> When you get home, lock your doors,draw the curtains and disconnect the
> phone so you will not be disturbed.
>
> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open
> the package and remove the thermometer.  Now, carefully place it on a 
> table
> or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
>
> Now the fun part begins.
>
> Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.  You will 
> notice
> that in small print there is a statement:
>
> *"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested
> and then sanitized."*
>
> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do 
> not
> work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
>
> HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB 
> THAT
> IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
>
> ....Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your
> heart...Then you are just an old sour fart;
>
> Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson
>
> Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
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