[Healeys] Friday Funnies...No offense Intended

[Robert Duquette]

Not too different from me.  I can't remember sometimes if I'm 52 or 25.
Where is my license?   Hmmm!  I guess that makes me 52.

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From: Rich C

I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind,
Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia ..
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.