[Healeys] Friday in OZ

[Keith Taylor]

"The Old Golfer"

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a
good-looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a
gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're
history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to
try-out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."  She walks past the chair, the whip and the
gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant
and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat
revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
licking her feet and ankles.  He continues to lick and kiss her entire body
for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.  He says, "I've never seen a display
like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you
top that?"

The tough old golfer replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the
way."




Keith Taylor

Wamberal OZ

BN1

BN2

100M......If I ever finish them

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