[Healeys] Friday Funny - Scottish Logic

Rich C richchrysler at quickclic.net
Fri Nov 28 08:35:46 MST 2008


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  >
  >
  >Scottish Logic
  >
  >A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas
  >Eve
  >and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
  >mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
  >
  >'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
  >
  >We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says.
  >'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so
  >you
  >call your sister in Leeds and tell her.'
  >
  >Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like
  >hell
  >they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,'
  >She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are
  >NOT
  >getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
  >calling
  >my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't
  >do
  >a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.
  >
  >The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he
  >says,
  >they're coming for Christmas and they're paying their own way.'
  >
  >
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  >



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