[Healeys] Friday Funny

[Carlos Cruz]

Do you have Guts or Balls?
   
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  Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed
below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next
fatty."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.  Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in death. 
  
 
   

       
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