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(I hope  this does not offend anyone.)
 
 A few days ago I was having some work done at my local  garage. 
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. 
We all  looked at each other and another customer asked, 
'What is a  seven-hundred-ten?' 
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle  
of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' 
She replied that she  did not know exactly what it was, 
but this piece had always been there.  
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and 
asked her to draw  what the piece looked like. 
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote  710. He 
then took her over to  another car which had its hood up 
and asked 'is there a 710 on  this car?' 
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' 
If you're  not sure what a 710 is Cl ick Here: 
_http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg_ 
(http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg)  


 



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