[Healeys] Tue Hysterics = TOO good to wait for Fri!!!!!!

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I just sent this to my local PD and I KNOW you folks will NOT believe!!!!!!
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BREAKING NEWS IN CHICAGO!!

Go to:  http://wgntv.trb.com/
and scroll down (currently in top row on right) to this story:

"Strange twist in an attempted...." & click on pic then scroll back up!!

I will bet you a case of brew that in all the combined years of all HPD employees (sworn AND non-sworn) nobody has heard of one quite THIS dumb, Kevin!!!!!!!!!

Might even want to post this on B.B.!!!  LMAO!!!