[Healeys] Friday Funnies

[Patton Dickson]

Back to non political jokes
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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son,
daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a
really amazing act. You should represent us."

The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a
little too cute."

The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want
to represent us."

The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

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For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he
manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?"

And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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You didn't think I would actually post that joke, did you..... :)

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Patton Dickson - http://Austin-Healeys.com - Plano, TX
1957 Austin-Healey 100-Six "Built to run 'til the road wears out."