[Healeys] Late or Early Friday Funny - OZ WORDS

[john spaur]

Hello Patrick,

We just need to know the original word. I can see that this has the 
potential to be real funny!.

John
American - can't you tell???

At 08:00 PM 3/9/2008 -0400, pennell at cox.net wrote:
>Patrick,
>
>Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand partially.
>
>Keith Pennell
>
> > G'day
> >
> > It's Sunday evening and yes I know that I'm late for last Friday's Funnies
> > and way too early for next Friday's.
> >
> > So I though I would break with tradition by throwing in a Sunday night
> > funny. Having to go to work tomorrow, I need something. Perhaps this will
> > help?
> >
> > If not, they are bound to make you think.
> >
> > Hoo Roo
> >
> > Patrick Quinn
> > Sydney, Australia
> >
> > The following are results from an OZ-words Competition where entrants were
> > asked to take an Australian word, alter it by one letter only, and supply a
> > witty definition.
> >
> > Clearly, you need to be an Aussie to understand entirely:
> >
> >             Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
> >
> >             Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work, but is kept as a pet.
> >
> >             Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
> >
> >             Fair drinkum: good-quality Aussie wine.
> >
> >             Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
> >
> >             Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings, lying strewn around
> > the floor
> >
> >             Shagman: an unemployed male, roaming the Australian bush in
> > search of sexual activity.
> >
> >             Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater
> > crustaceans
> >
> >             Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo, who reckons he's 
> above average
> > when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
> >
> >             Crackie-daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
> >
> >             And for the Kiwi's amongst us: Shornbag: a particularly
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