[Healeys] Friday Funnies

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Subject: The Irish  Doctor
 
 
 


>Subject: THE IRISH  DOCTOR
>
>A doctor in Ireland wanted to take off work and  go  hunting, so 
>he approached his assistant.  
>
>"Patrick, I am going  hunting tomorrow and don't want  to close the 
>clinic. I want you to take care  of the clinic  and take care of all 
>me patients".
>
>"Yes, sir!"  answers  Patrick.
>
>The doctor goes hunting and returns  the following day and asks:  
>"So, Patrick, how was your day?"  
>
>Patrick told him that he took  care of three  patients.
>
>"The first one had a headache so I gave him   TYLENOL." 
>"Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" asks the  doctor.
>
>"The  second one had stomach burning and I  gave him MAALOX, sir, " 
>says Patrick.   
>
>"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this, and what about the  third one?"  
>asks the doctor.
>
>"Sir, I was  sitting here and suddenly the door opens  and a woman 
>enters.  Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off  everything  
>including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table.  She  
>spreads her legs and shouts: 
>
>"HELP  ME!  ....... For five years  I have not seen any man!"  
>
>"Tunderin' Lard Jayzus, Patrick, what did you  do?"  asks the doctor.
>
>"I put drops in her  eyes."  










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