[Healeys] Twins---"Monday Funny"

[tomfelts at windstream.net]

> Siamese twins walk into a pub  in Ontario and park themselves on a bar 
> stool.  One of them says to the Bar tender, 'Don't mind us, were joined at 
> the hip.  I'm John, he's Jim.  Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please'.
> 
> The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation 
> while pouring the beers.  'Been on holiday yet, lads?'
> 
> 'Off to  England next month,' says John.  'We go to England every year and 
> hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'  Jim agrees.
> 
> 'Ah, England !' says the Bar tender.  'Wonderful country... the  history, 
> the beer, the culture...'
> 
> 'Nah, we don't like that British stuff,' says John.  ' Hamburgers & Molsons 
> beer, that's us, eh Jim?  And we can't stand the  English  - ..'
> 
> 'So why keep going to England ?' asks the Bar tender.
> 
> 'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'