[Healeys] A little humor before Friday. (No Healey Content)

[Don Yarber]

 Guts vs Balls 
> 
> Guts or Balls?  There is a medical distinction.  We've all heard  
> about people having 
> guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?   
> In an effort to 
> keep you informed, and to alleviate further confusion, the following  
> definitions are 
> listed below: 
> 
> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being  
> met by your wife 
> with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning,  
> or are you flying 
> somewhere?" 
> 
> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,  
> smelling of perfume and 
> beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and  
> having the balls to 
> say: "You're next, Chubby." 
> 
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.  Medically  
> speaking, there is 
> no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
Author of "Bodies and Beaches" and "Corpses and Canyons"
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