[Healeys] Friday Funny for OZ and those Down-under

[Patrick and Caroline Quinn]

Struth! Youse blokes have no idea.

That's a sheep shagging Kiwi joke, not a fair dinkum Aussie one.

Besides a Kiwi would have said tuxidarmist.

Hoo Roo

Patrick Quinn
Sydney, Australia

Ps It's a long way from New Zealand.

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A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.

All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another
Australian visitor.

The barman says, 'You ain't from around here, are ya?'

The bloke says, 'No, I'm from Canada.'
The barman says, 'What do you do in Canada?'

The bloke says, 'I'm a taxidermist.'

The barman says, 'A tixidermist?

What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?'

'No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals.'

The barman grins and yells.........

'He's okay boys, He's one of us.'

Patrick, are you one of the boys ???? ;-))

What's a shandy ????
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