[Healeys] Friday Funnies

[Al Malin]

WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG?


Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official,  
'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars  
and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the  
damage he's done.'


The Chief nodded in agreement.


The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your  
opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'


The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and  
then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it,  
no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women  
did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting  
and fishing; all night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and  
smiled 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system  
like that.'

Al Malin
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