[Healeys] Friday Funny: First Time Sex

Warthodson at aol.com Warthodson at aol.com
Fri Dec 19 09:01:40 MST 2008

First time sex 
A girl asks her  boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, 
and have dinner with her parents. Since this is  such 
a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend  that 
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for  the first time  
The boy is ecstatic, but  he has never had sex 
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to  get 
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his  first 
time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an  hour. 
He tells the boy everything there is to know  about 
condoms and sex. 
A t the register, the  pharmacist asks the boy how many 
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family  pack. 
T he boy insists on the family pack because  he 
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time  and all. 
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents  house 
and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so  excited 
for you to meet my parents, come on in!' 
The boy goes inside and  is taken to the dinner table 
where the girl's parents are seated. The boy  quickly 
offers to say grace and bows his head. 
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in  prayer, 
with his head down. 
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the  boy. 
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,  the 
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the  boyfriend, 
'I had no idea you were this religious.' 
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no  idea 
your father was a pharmacist.' 

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