[Healeys] Friday Funny: Welfare

[Warthodson at aol.com]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick  up his check. He marched




straight up to the counter and said, " Hi. You  know, I just HATE drawing




welfare. I'd really rather have a  job."




The social worker behind the counter said,  "Your timing is excellent. We




just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man  who wants a chauffeur and




bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have  to drive around in his




Mercedes, and he'll supply All of your  clothes.




Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  you'll be expected to




escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips  and you will have




To satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a  two-bedroom apartment




above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a  year."




The guy, wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshittin'  me!"




The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You  started  it."!!!




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