[Healeys] Friday Funnies from Bob Regan

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Thu Dec 4 19:33:16 MST 2008

A Friday Funnies from Bob Regan
Why Parents  Drink   

The boss wondered why  one of his most valued employees was absent one day   
but had not phoned in  sick . Needing to have an urgent problem with one of 
the main computers  resolved, he dialled the employee's home phone number and 
was greeted with a  child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?'  he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small  voice. 
May I talk with  him?' 

The child whispered,  ' No .'

Surprised and wanting  to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy 
there?'  ' Yes '

'May I talk with her?'  Again the small voice whispered, ' No '

Hoping there was  somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss 
asked, 'Is anybody else  there?' 

' Yes ,'  whispered the child, ' a  policeman.< SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: 
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Wondering what a cop  would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 
'May I speak with the  policeman?' 

' No,  he's busy , '  whispered the child.

'Busy doing  what?'

' Talking  to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , '  came the whispered answer. 

Growing more worried as  he heard a loud noise in the background through the 
earpiece on the phone, the  boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A  helicopter '  answered the whispering voice.

'What is going on  there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again,  
whispering, the child answered, 

' The  search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and  a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they 
searching for?' 

Still whispering, the  young voice replied with a muffled giggle... 

' ME . '  

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