[Healeys] Early Friday funny

pennell at cox.net pennell at cox.net
Thu Aug 14 19:27:49 MDT 2008


Given the ages on this list this was too good not to pass on.


>  Looking Old
> 
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, 
> SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"  WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
> 
> I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW 
> DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
> 
> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME 
> HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME 
> GUY I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?
> 
>  UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS 
> BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE 
> BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
> 
> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED PARK CENTER HIGH 
> SCHOOL. "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A PIRATE, " HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
> 
> "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
> 
> HE ANSWERED, "IN 1978. WHY DO YOU ASK ?"
> 
> "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
> 
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, 
> GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"


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