[Healeys] Friday funnies

Al Malin amalin at mac.com
Fri Apr 11 04:59:54 MDT 2008


Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.  Both were  
Faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic  
on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped  
in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take  
off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather  
expensive pair of panties and did not want to do that. She was lucky  
enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon  
on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The  
next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally  
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the  
other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop!  I'm  
starting to suspect the worst.  My wife came home with no panties!!"

That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card  
stuck to her rear that said..... "From all of us at the Fire Station.  
We'll never forget you."

Al Malin
Tricarb


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