[Healeys] FW: HOW THE FIGHT STARTED, early friday funny

[insptwo at msn.com]

>HOW THE FIGHT STARTED
>
>I rear-ended a car this morning.
>
>So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
>car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff
>seems to get funny?
>
>Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
>
>He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
>So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
>
>.. . and that's when the fight started . . .