[Healeys] FW: THE POWER OF BEER early friday funny if it goes thru

[insptwo at msn.com]

>Power of Beer
>
>A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and 
>informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son 
>is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, 
>with love and compassion.
>
>After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes 
>him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up 
>the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking 
>on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes 
>his first sip of alcohol.
>
>Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into 
>whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son t o drink again. The 
>patrons chant "Take another drink!"
>
>The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! 
>Two arms pop out.
>
>
>The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink 
>again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another drink!!" The 
>bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, 
>shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.
>
>
>By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, 
>grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. 
>The bar is in chaos.
>
>
>The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up 
>on his new legs and stumbles to the left, then to the right, then staggers 
>right through the front door into the street where a truck runs over him 
>and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.
>
>
>The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,
>
>
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>(Wait for it)
>
>*
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>(It's coming)
>

>
>(Ya ready?)
>
>*>*
>
>(Don't hate me)
>>*
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>(Your gonna hate me)
>

>
>
>(Take a deep breath)
>

>
>
>"He should've quit while he was a head!"
>
>
Bill
BJ7