[Healeys] friday funny

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ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
> 
> A  lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
> her  was smiling at her.
> 
> She immediately moved to another seat. 
> 
> This  time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
> more  amused.
> 
> When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she  complained to the
> driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in  court. 
> 
> The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say  for
> himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
> 
> When  the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
> She sat  down under a sign that said,'The Double Mint Twins are Comin' and  
I
> grinned."
> 
> Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
> 'Logan's  Liniment Will Reduce The Swelling', and I had to smile. 
> 
> "Then she placed  herself under a deodorant sign that said,"William's Big
> Stick Did the Trick",  and I could hardly contain myself."
> 
> "BUT, your Honor, when She moved the  fourth time and sat under a sign that 
> said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have  prevented this Accident'...
> I just Lost it.
> 
> CASE  DISMISSED!!"



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