[Fot] Ignition Capacitor

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Subject: Ignition Capacitor  


     

     
 I laughed like crazy at this only because I know how these capacitors will bite you. 
Been there and done that you might say. But the way this guy describes this is hilarious. 

You'll love this guys description of electrons and a capacitor that lit him up while working on his car, 
He describes them as------- 




"The true ugly nature of electrical current, a relentless surging force of negatively charged sub-atomic particles 
that can and will bring a man to his knees! They are diabolical invisible little creatures best seen in the arc 
of a welder or plasma cutter that will punish you with permanent retina damage and/ or skin cancer. 
I encountered one capacitor on a Volkswagen ,  this dreaded device is an insidious receptacle of unseen 
fury, that was placed specifically in a location that encouraged tool on metal contact.  VW capacitors  were designed 
by sadistic Nazi scientists and I have the proof ( scars ) 

Working without the battery disconnected , I forgot that when you pile up these electrons and confine them , they are like 
violent little felons jammed into an overcrowded jail. Then it happens ,,,, they make a jail break , right through my fucking 
screwdriver into my hand and up my arm !   Those sneaky sumbitches had piled up in extremely large numbers , and before 
I knew it the paramedics were leaning over me with smelling salts ! 
Other particles of protons or neutrons stay nicely put in their atomic nuclei, but not electrons . Nope !!! They will jump on 
your ass with very little provocation  , changing from one state to another, skipping from atom to atom, traveling like homeless 
hooligans through the universe , freely associating with like minded little miscreants, looking to wreak havoc at every opportunity !! 
I fucking quit !!"  
  
 

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