[Fot] Not Triumph related but I can relate to some.

[Walter Hollowell]

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From: Craig [mailto:wensley_tr at comcast.net] 
Sent: Monday, June 01, 2009 2:31 PM
To: Craig
Subject: it's time for fiat jokes.



it's time for fiat jokes.

Got any more of them?

Craig

 

 

How do you get spare parts for a Fiat? 
/ Just follow another one around.
  
 
When should you do the first oil change on a Fiat? 
/ When it gets to 50,000 miles or -- in other words -- never.
 
Have you seen the latest Fiat anti-theft device? 
/ They enlarged the "Fiat" logo.
 
What occupies the last six pages of the Fiat owner's manual? 
/The bus and train timetables so you can find your way home.
 
How can you get a Fiat to do 60 miles an hour? 
/ Push it over a cliff.
 
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my
Fiat." 
/ The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade." 

How do you make a Fiat go faster? 
/Tell the tow truck driver to speed up.
 
What do you call a Fiat on a hilltop? 
/ A miracle.


What do you call Two Fiats on a hilltop? 
/ Science fiction.


What do you call Three Fiats on a hilltop? 
/ A funny place to build a Fiat factory. 





 


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