[Roadsters] OT Humour!!! " Chatter During Colonoscopies......" Delete if so inclined!!!!

[Daryl Smith]

Subject: Fwd: Chatter During Colonoscopies......






  > >
  > >> Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam
  > >> were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are
  > >> actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was
  > >> performing their colonoscopies:
  > >>
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 1.
  > >> "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone
  > >> before!
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 2.
  > >> "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 3.
  > >> "Can you hear me NOW?"
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 4.
  > >> "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 5.
  > >> "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
  > >>
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 6.
  > >> "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 7.
  > >> "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 8.
  > >> "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 9.
  > >> "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 10.
  > >> "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
  > >>
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 11.
  > >> "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 12.
  > >> "God, now I know why I am not gay."
  > >>
  > >>
  > >>
  > >> 13.
  > >> "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not
  > >> up there?"