[Roadsters] Fw: OT: Humour - 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds!!

[Daryl Smith]

  MISSING MAN ALERT!!!

  Rick was in trouble.  He forgot his wedding anniversary.  His wife was
really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!"

  The next morning Rick got up early and left for work.   When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway. Confused by the size his wife put on her robe and
ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.  She opened it
and found a brand new bathroom scale.

  Rick has been missing since Friday.