The following article was published last year in Smoke Magazine and is posted with permission of the Author.
Its shape is perfect: the elegant fly yellow curves flow into
one another with such smooth synchronicity that sometimes I
just sit there and look at it - a piece of modern sculpture.
From the 72-spoke wire wheels to the leather strap across the
bonnet, this is a car you wear when you drive it. This is a
Morgan.
To the cognoscenti, the beautifully rounded chrome radiator
grill immediately distinguishes it from its flat-grilled
cousins, the MG-TC, TD and TF that the uninitiated often
confuse the Morgan with, but in terms of pure performance
and "sportifness", there is just no comparison.
Although there are only three models to choose from, the Plus
4 with a Triumph TR-3 engine, the 4/4 with a Ford Cortina
engine and the Plus 8 with an aluminum Rover V-8, with all
three you'll need a termite protection plan, because this is
the only automobile still made with a wooden frame and plywood
floorboards.
I had flirted with buying a Morgan once before, in 1971, just
after my graduation from college. Pooling together some money
from the three different jobs I held while finishing school
and from the sale of a Rover 2000TC that had nearly
disintegrated from the harsh New England winters, I visited
the Elm Street Horseless Carriage Company in Charlestown, run
by a former Harvard doctor who specialized in buying and
selling classic sports cars.
There, a beautiful 1962 drophead coupe caught my eye, but a
dark-haired California girl had previously captured my
affections and she voted for a faded red 1965 Porsche 356
Cabriolet. Both relationships turned out to be remarkably
short-lived -- and both broke my heart.
However, in 1979, flush with cash from the sale of a B-movie
script, I spotted a yellow Morgan sitting on a used car lot
in Santa Monica. The car smiled at me and I did more than
smile back. I stopped and made an offer and I've had the car
ever since. I paid $2200 in cash for my Morgan. Seventeen
years later, I've been told my car would bring between
$13,000 and $15,000 as is, and maybe as much as $22,000 -
ten times my original investment - if I spruced it up a
little.
But you don't buy a Morgan for its capital appreciation. You
buy it because it drives like no other car in the world - when
it drives. Sure, there are faster sportscars; cars that don't
creak and rattle and groan over imperfections in the road.
But there are few cars you can actually feel hunker down and
come alive when they hit their stride.
I guess automobiles have been in my family's blood for several
generations - ever since Grandpa Mike - my father's father -
owned one of the first automobiles in Winnipeg, Canada - a
Stanley Steamer. One day he decided to figure out how his car
worked, so he took it apart. When he finished putting it back
together, there were three parts left over. The car, however,
ran like a top.
Later on, Grandpa Mike also owned two Stutz Bearcats, two Will
St. Claires (both stolen) and a LaSalle.
My father, too, was a car aficionado. Growing up, the first
family car I can remember was a black 1953 Buick Roadmaster
convertible followed by a beautiful silver grey 1954 Olds
convertible with red leather upholstery. Then in 1955, my
father took delivery of the very first T-Bird on the East
Coast, a stunning black 2-seater with wire wheels, a
Continental mount and snazzy black and white genuine leather
upholstery.
Unfortunately, my father's enthusiasm for the car was
short-lived. The roof leaked incessantly, despite the best
efforts of the local Ford dealer to fix it and this, coupled
with a series of other small annoyances, caused my father
to write a series of searing letters to the head of the Ford
Motor Co. - maybe even Henry himself - and in 1959 Ford
capitulated, offering my father a brand new 1960 4-seater
T-Bird free of charge - if he would just stop writing them
and, of course, he needed to turn in his '55.
Even though I was only 10 at the time, I argued long and
bitterly for the '55 to remain in the family. I said it was
destined to become a classic, that a little leak was a small
inconvenience to pay for such beauty and - most of all - I
had been counting on driving the car when I turned sixteen.
"Wear a raincoat," I suggested. But one morning in late 1959,
a FoMoCo representative pulled up in front of our driveway in
a boxy, metallic gold 4-seater T-bird and drove away with
"my" classic black 2-seater.
My father's luck with cars changed irrevocably after that.
He even ended up buying a Corvair in 1964, just before the
Mustang was introduced to America and Ford had another
classic hit on its hands while we had one of the all-time
clunkers.
Owning and driving a Morgan takes you back to another era:
motoring. Owning and driving a Morgan labels you: a bit of
a rebel. And owning and driving a Morgan can take you on a
journey to another dimension when it comes time for servicing.
My latest servicing saga has to do with the dreaded "Morgan
death rattle". This affliction occurs at a certain speed -
in my case 45 mph - whereby the car begins to buck and shake
severely, threatening to come apart at the joints.
After calling around to a number of sources, I found a
restoration shop just north of San Diego that claimed to have
the remedy. So down the Interstate 5 my car was trailered
with explicit instructions to my newest mechanic to make
the eradication of the "death rattle" his highest priority.
A month later, the mechanic called and assured me my car had
been cured. I drove down to San Marcos with a friend who had
volunteered to follow me back up to LA - just in case. No
sooner had we pulled onto Route 78, than my beautiful yellow
Morgan started shaking and bucking all over again.
As of this writing, the "death rattle" still lives and the
cure is still unknown...
Sometimes when I get fed up with the frustrations and
inconveniences of servicing and parts and finding an honest
mechanic, I begin to think seriously about selling my car --
and then I hear the words of my seven year-old son - "Dad,
take me for a ride in the Yellow Morgan" - and I think of a
ten year old boy watching a black 1955 T-Bird disappear down
the driveway and I am determined not to make the same mistake.
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