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From: Lisa O'Connor [mailto:OConnor_L@msn.com]
Sent: Tuesday, January 23, 2001 3:10 PM
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Subject: Fw: Vasectomy
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From: Suzanne McElyea
Sent: Tuesday, January 23, 2001 7:58 AM
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Subject: Fw: Vasectomy
> After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
> decided that was
> enough (they could not afford a larger double wide).
> So, the husband
> went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told
> him that he and his
> wife/cousin didn't want any more children.
> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
> a vasectomy
> that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him
> to go home, get
> a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light
> it, put it in a
> beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count
> to 10.
>
> The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the
> smartest man,
> but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
> can next to my ear
> is going to help me."
>
> So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second
> opinion. The
> Georgia physician was just about to tell them about
> the procedure for a
> vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama.
> This
> doctor instead told the man to go home and get a
> cherry bomb, light it, place
> it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
>
>
> Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be
> wrong, the man
> went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
> He held the can
> up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .
> .", at which
> point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs
> and resumed counting
> on his other hand.
>
> This medical procedure also works in
> Mississippi,Tennessee, West Virginia,
> Western North Carolina, Arkansas, Kentucky, and now
> Florida.
>
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