Didnt they put Vince in jail for awhile? Is this your destiny as well?
John Wayne Gacy's old cell is available, I hear.
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From: Wm. Severin Thompson[SMTP:wsthompson@thicko.com]
Sent: Tuesday, April 14, 1998 7:43 AM
To: Team Thicko List
Cc: vintage race list
Subject: Press release... mergers and acquisitions
Lake Villa, IL, April 14, 1998: Wm. Severin Thompson, President and
Founder of Team Thicko, a Midwest based vintage race organization,
and
Vince McMahaon, President of the Worldwide Wrestling Federation has
announce the merger of the two organizations. "Team Thicko seems to
possess all the qualities that have made the WWF successful...
serious
amounts of hype, high visibility, and giving the appearance of lots
of
lots action without in fact really doing anything.", said McMahon at
this morning's press conference. "They hurl a lot of insults, bait
their
opponents, and keep the fans on the edge of their seats just like
we
do." When reached for comment, Thompson added, " We expect to add
the
suplex and pile driver to our already impressive arsenal of
"whupass".
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